St. Patty's Day

I've never been that into St. Patrick's Day. I mean who wants to wear green? What if I'm not in a green mood? Well, this year is even harder because, you know, I'm at that post-prego stage when nothing fits...and most certainly nothing green. So, what should I do? Let people pinch me all day? I wish I was one of those girls who was brave enough to CLAIM they are wearing green underclothing and double-dog-dare people to just TRY and see...but I'm not. Hmmm.